WOW !!!! What have I started here ??
So far we have 3 people who have put their hands up for this free gift of immensely great value.
Ianz puts up some very very compelling reasons.
Anybody who sacrifices the love of their life just so they dont starve, makes a huge sacrifice. To put food before sex is a huge decision I hope I never have to make.
As for the 3 children with life threatening illnesses, why dont you do what anyone in your position in a civilized country would do ? Put them up for adoption!!
Everyone knows the do-gooders and the bleeding heart brigade are allways suckers for helping a sick child. If you adopt them all out, the adopting family is then up for all the medical bills and the final heatache when the kids die anyway cos what they had was incurable.
This leaves you without a care in the world about your little lambs.
It also means you dont have to pay child support for them anymore.
Your car?? Why in the world a benevolent kind banking institution would want to reposess a 1956 Ford Prefect (AKA the Maori Mustang)is beyond me. If it was a quality car like the Leyland P76 , then I could understand it as it is a very desirable car.
Your house? Since when can a bank repossess a house provided by the welfare housing agency??
If it is your house then get a job ya bum and pay your own bills !!
And then as the final insult you want me to travel to the land of the Wrong White Crowd to give the sim card to you in person. Why dont you and all your bro's pool your dole checks together, buy a pair of floaties and swim over and get the bloody thing yourself.
VickyM on the other hand is a very kind generous stunningly goodlooking lady who is going thru genuine hardship, being seperated from her sisters for such a long time. I think it would be a wise choice to give it to her but I still havent made a decision yet !!
Alibaliblues, I appreciate you putting your hand up but your story is a little light on details at this point.
Ok now, does anyone else want to be considered for this free gift of great value and usefulness.
Put your hands up now as I will make my decision first thing tommorrow morning once my hangover subsides.
Cheers PD
ps Like any person who hold high position of power, integrity, respectability, and public office, I am open to gifts of currency disguised to look like lunch in a brown paperbag.