In Reply to: Sim Card, the battle continues posted by Perthdodgy on Wednesday, 7. September 2005 at 11:04 Bali Time:
I have read your reply, and I am so ashamed of myself. To think I would stoop so low to try and gain material goods has made me take a good look at myself. I regretfully withdraw from the stampede of human greed. I am surprised that you are talking about giving it to a good looking woman though, because I would have thought that you would have given it to one of the many young men with the short shorts that you were buying beer and meals for and accompanying whilst over there. I am as surprised as anyone!
I have heeded your good advice.
I have one of Daisys lambs that I am raising, she is sitting in the lounge with me now, and says hi Mr dodgy.
I sold the children for scientific experiments.
To put the record straight the car is a 105e Anglia and they couldnt take it, because it doesnt have wheels and the motor seized 5 years ago. Oh also they couldnt get the chooks out of it.
I dont actually own a house. When I say house its actually a brown paper bag in the middle of the road, but I call it a house.
I talked to Robbie re the floaties and we decided that we would rather spend the money on cheap kero to drink rather than visit West Island to see you.
Thanks anyway Mr dodgy
Ianz