In Reply to: Indonesian Authorities 1 tourist 0 posted by Baldie on Thursday, 28. May 2009 at 17:18 Bali Time:
but I must take exception to your description of your rear as asbestos. This is plainly untrue and from what I saw when you were dancing on that table at Bambu Corner it is pure unadulterated silicone and worth every penny you spent on it. Pity the tables at Bambu Corner are, as you should have realized, bamboo. How is your leg and your, umm, your, well you know whats now?
As I said to you at the time. You wouldn't ride a motorbike in your jocks so would you dance on a table?