In Reply to: Explains a lot Baldie!! posted by Magnolia on Friday, 29. May 2009 at 09:51 Bali Time:
and I am fairly sure it's due to contact with the BTF which has, I believe, been infiltrated by Javanese hookers, renowned far and wide for their magic powers. I bet you have been leaning forward while reading the forum and given the size of your new asbestos boobies they would contact the keyboard and hey presto the JHs have put a spell on Rightie.
I too have been touched by this phenomenon. I had to dispose of my old dial up modem because its dial up tone sounds to me like the opening bar from "The Slop John B". Not only this but also my printer says "Bhutttras Bhuttras Bhuttras Ghali" when it is grabbing the paper to print anything from the BTF. Plainly possessed by politically aware, poor spelling Javanese Hookers with a taste for old Beach boys music.
Please beware if you suddenly get the urge to buy rice paddies, motorbikes or just give away large wads of money that you could be under the spell..............