In Reply to: what do you get if you run over a goose? posted by dave bogan on Monday, 7. October 2013 at 09:48 Bali Time:
A woman went into a bar with a goose.
The guy next to her asked "Why did you have to bring that pig in with you?"
"That's not a pig, it's a goose," said the woman.
The bloke at the bar replied, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the goose."