What's been happening, Forumites? I've been living on Mars for the last two years so I've been out of circulation. The Very Reverend Mother Superior has decreed that I SHALL take her to Bali for September after an absence of two years.
Time to interview the next crop of my teenagers current partners on their suitability to ride bicycles down mountainsides, scream like sissys as they careen down white water rapids, and observe the intricate shopping rituals of we very culturally accomplished roving ambassadors of atrocious behaviour.
Pray do tell, anything changed in my absence???