Two old posts that really made me laugh. They still do.
"The next day as we were swimming in the pool a rat or should i say possum it was that bloody huge jumped in the pool. It swam under water for about 15 meters it was unbelievable. All the girls screamed ahhhh. So these two guys tried to get it out with my hubbys hat. Each time they got it out it would jump bak in. We couldn't believe it could swim, but then after a few more tries it drowned.......My mum an animal nut who loves creatures of all size, colour and type swam quickly over to the other side of the pool. Using her hand as a funnel so her mouth didn't touch it she gave it mouth to mouth and everyone was flinching how yuk it was they said its dead don't worry. She sat there and did compressions on this bloody drowned rat and air for like 10 mins. Everyone was looking and laughing... Then you wouldn't bloody believe it, it started breathing!!!! After an hour or two it had regained its strenghth and ran off."
Rocha
http://www.btf-archives.com/archive200411/54661.html
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"What a laugh....reminds me of the time we went white water rafting, we all got into the water and floated about for a bit....it was wonderful. Then time to get back into the raft..Well! I'm weak in the arms too and couldn't raise this body up into the raft so our river guide got a hold of my bathers and hoisted me up giving me a terrible 'wedgie' he was so strong that my face ended up about 2 inches from his 'old fella' so I looked up at him and said "you'll have to marry me now" ;-) "
Geri
http://www.btf-archives.com/archive200205/25113.html
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And this one makes me grin because it was so darned cute. It's in reply to a poster asking about a business called Dolphin Leather:
"FEEL ASHAMED!
Why dont u rip ur own skin off and make leather?
THOSE POOR DOLPHINS just SO U CAN HAV SOME SHOES!!!!
URGH! u make me so mad"
Tara
http://www.btf-archives.com/archive200409/29275.html