with a little ditty......
AN ODE TO BALDIE
JQ81 has arrived, Darwin -Denpasar
It never seems long, thank you Jetstar
'Disarm doors' , I'm in a bit of a plight
It is getting late on this Saturday night
Good job for me that the journey was quick
Something I've eaten has made me feel sick
I look so forlorn, jeeze I need the loo
I hope to God, that there is no queue
It is going to be one mercy dash
So with this in mind, I ready my cash
I run like the wind, it sure is a-blowin'
Will I make the loo? Know way of knowing
Showing true grit although hot under collar
Open my wallet and retrieve fifty US dollar
So we enter a short queue for our entry visa
How I'm regretting that slice of pizza
Are they my legs, or Aeroplane jelly
Only I could arrive with Bali Belly
So I stand legs crossed, hurry up please!
Give me my visa , I'm scared to sneeze
I'm give two pieces of paper, a smile , a stamp
Please go way Mr stomach cramp
Onwards and upwards to Mr Grumpy
Hurry! stamp my passport, I need to go dumpy
Through immigration I sspeed to the dunny
And it now seems quite kinda funny
But at the time seemed like Laurel and Hardy
And I could have needed Murtu or Hadi
But glad to report on this first day
Again no need for veepee vee oh ay
Within an hour I'm at the Outrigger
Here my holiday can begin renewed with vigour
So seven days and nights with my bestest friend
My gorgeous wife, so for now THE END
love from Wharfie xxx
More soon :)