In Reply to: Always pround of you Darling... posted by Wharfie on Monday, 26. July 2010 at 09:07 Bali Time:
but you'd be so much more attractive to me without the speech impediment.
Personally I find cravats course and common.
I fancy I will use it, lightly perfumed of course, to waft away bothersome flies and occasionally brush the perspiring brow.