Be warned, the next instalment of the Wharfie chronicles are 31 sleeps and counting... hurry up time...go away!
With that in mind, I though I better see about booking some accomodation. I have a couple of "irons in the fire" , but I thought I would possobly like to go stay at my old stomping ground at the Novotel in Tanjung Benoa. With the Germans safely dispatched back from whence they came, the cheating French humiliated, and the chic Italians gone with tails between legs...it's safe for me to re-appear.
I duly contacted the Novatel by email, they tell me they are fully booked from 7th to 14th August. So, I check out wotif...and there are still rooms avilable on there... and, if I go to the official site, I can even book direct. How does that work? Why are the reception telling me porky pies.. is it a cunning ploy to keep my suavity and nubility away from the pools... over to you lot... ta