Well after people on here have told me a few times that I will be sure to find plenty of Bogans at SBVs I decided to do a little sleuthing and find some. I thought it should be pretty easy because there were a couple of families on the plane who fitted the stereotype so armed with this knowledge I checked into SBVs with hope in my heart to find some and thought they would surely provide some entertainment.
First off I met a couple we have come accross before. He had been in Sumatra surfing for a few weeks and she is an ex schoolteacher and alas not Boganlike at all!! Then we met two families with delightful well mannered children so struck out again. There were a few people under the tree talking and laughing and discussing the global financial crisis. Some of them were not even drinking alcohol at all.... Finding Bogans here is not as easy as I have been led to believe.
While everyone was busy with the aforementioned discussion under the tree I slipped away and went through every room looking for Bintang singlets. Lucky they all leave their doors open although I did have to hide under the bed at one stage. Not a Bintang singlet in sight so this was a little perplexing.
I was going to complain to the boss but I already had made a bit of a fuss because the plughole in my bath was a little blocked with a couple of frangapani (sp?) blossoms the room staff had decorated the bathroom with. One flower off my pillow had also become lodged in my left ear.
Anyway we dropped by the Ducks Nutz for a beer which was really cold and had a look at the new kitchen and menu which was all good. Couldn't identify any Bogans there either but I cannot say for sure about their mode of dress because I didn't like to go through their rooms while they were sitting on the verandahs.
Oh dear! What a disaster! What is a Pom to do when there is nothing to whinge about, except the frangapani blossoms that is.