At hotel Husband says "heard about nice cocktail like Pina collada,I'll get you one.My shout." Husband goes to bar.husband says make wife's a double. wife drinks hers,says "mmm this is nice" I go to get 2 more. wife getting romantic.husband cheers. wife turns, says "no certificate..no nooky "
wife says "big day tomorrow.husband scratches head.has nothing planned that he knows of.
In the morning nice brekky as usual.Wife eats for 2.Husband eats small. Wonders whats on for today ,she needs so much food?
hear knock on the door.
Balinese young fella and ozzie woman. Wife says "I'm getting a tatto . wife sits thru tattoo with nary a flinch or an ouch. Husband thinks this is ok.He will get big back tattoo.
Lay down on bed and tattoo started.Not too bad...30 seconds later husband in much pain.Tears come to eyes and he grabs hanky. Wife says its not too bad, is it?"" hes very gentle" wife goes shopping with aussie girl.says to husband."oh i have no money". Takes 1 million from wallet.Husband in too much pain to move.Wife goes cheerily off shopping.Husband has 3 hours of crying ,sweating and begging for mercy.
Wife returns with many bags. Says to husband,"wasn't too bad, was it?" husband speechless.
Husband feeling weak .Do I need a blood transfusion?
Now the wife wants to get romantic and husband can only move his head.
Wife very happy with husbands tattoo.Asks him what he thinks.He can only nod head,rest of him too sore.
One whole day later husband gets out of bed. Still sore but able to move.Husband goes shopping with wife...sigh.wife slaps husband on back while talking."oops sorry" then "get over it"
Husband still crying.wife says last day today.Lets go last minute shopping. Husband gets phone call while shopping.Bank manager wants to talk about overdraft."no worries says husband getting a 3rd job should be easy.
Time to go home. Wife wishes she could day longer but husband smiling with delight.
tbc...the trip home.