In Reply to: Awsome Sell posted by Sandalman on Wednesday, 23. September 2009 at 13:17 Bali Time:
That's the biggest load of rubbish that I've read on this forum for at least a couple of days!!
You will note a very similar style to ALL questions on here, and "thank you responses".
It's the nature of the forum.
By the way:-
Taxis - No problem in my experience.
Tailors - Plenty of good ones near by.
Candlestick makers - I'm sure we can arrange something.
How's this one:-
Sandalman is a frustrated accommodation owner, with a fairly ordinary hotel close to KTH.
He notices that his occupation rates are down, mostly because he bores people to death talking conspiricy theories at the bar, while smoking a sweet smelling cigarette.
He notices, much to his growing frustration, that the upmarket and beautifully appointed new establishment down the road, is full all the time, with turnover further boosted by happy AFL crowds every weekend (Except Collingwood supporters)
Being something of an internet stalker, he realises that some of the business gained by his competitor comes from various forums or formi.
He embarks then on an attempt to win back some of his lost business by posting ludicrous conspiricy theories to try to discredit his competitor.
These attempts are a dismal failure, with Sandalman now a lone guest at his own hotel, sadly watching crowds of happy and contented KTH guests passing too and fro in Bluebird taxis.
Now try to book yourself into KTH and see how you go.