I've had a very difficult time being undercover at Secret Garden Inn. Didn't recognize any of the staff, kept falling in the pool and down the stairs not to mention bashing into things in the night.
In the end I heard Brian say that I was taking the whole undercover thing way to seriously and I must take the brown paper bag off my head immediately.
Well when I took it off I found it wasn't Brian at all!!! but a younger gorgeous guy who turned out to be gay. Ah well the good side of taking the bag of my head was that I found my way back to the correct room and ignored Brian (the genuine one) who told me to put the bag back on.
I also found the usual lovely staff were, after all, still there. I also found my room was clean and they had remembered that we like extra pillows. The breakfast is still good and so much easier to eat without the bag on my head. I also found out that Brian had been eating my bacon up 'til then. This undercover thing is not all it's cracked up to be you know.
First few nights upstairs which is fine as we were a late booking and today they moved us downstairs poolside. Lucky thing I took off that darn bag; being so close to the poo; which is sparkly clean and appealing.
So.....not much to add really except that we are enjoying ourselves as much as usual and that as far as I can see normal service has been resumed at "The Garden".
I'm off now to pick the pieces of brown paper out of the pool filter. Can't imagine how they got there. Some people are just so careless.