In Reply to: To Thong or not to Thong posted by Hugo_The_Wonder_dog on Monday, 30. March 2009 at 17:48 Bali Time:
I can see you NOW!! Buns of STEEL!! (The guys in the Sydney Mardi Gras can eat their hearts out). You realise of course that your body will be at risk of ogling and molestation from both male & female persons in Bali? (Ignore them). However, owing to your addiction to frangipanni flowers, your PURPLE CIRCLE must be awfully tender. Put a huge blob of vaseline in/on that area (the THONG has been known to irritate that area). DO NOT SIT ON THE SAND - it will NOT be a sexy look, if the sand clings to the aforementioned vaseline blob. May I suggest that you use 2 x bakso balls & a banana to improve the profile of your thong? For an even MORE aesthetically pleasing look - may I suggest a 'Brazillian'? This can be done (rather painfully) at the "Back, Crack & Sack Beauty Parlour".
Take no notice of lannai. People with large, white & flaccid buttocks are bound to be jealous of you!