In Reply to: Get back to your breakfast posted by Baldie on Friday, 27. March 2009 at 13:07 Bali Time:
You just cost me a fortune, like I did not pay enough for my Villa in Seminyak for May/June. I thought I had everything packed! Now I have to go out and buy extra let me see, according to you, I now to buy myself:-
(1)A muslin shirt (white and see through of course)
(2)Hair dye to cover up the grey chest hairs
(3)A gold chain (how I'm I going to stop the wife from pinching that)
(4)Safety glasses, so the umbrella does not poke me in the eye when I'm drinking my Vodka/martini's (suitable shaken and not stirred of course)
(5)And perhaps you can tell me where I can hire an Akita Dog as I don't like Rottweiler's (too frightening) and Dachund's make me look too tall. The clutch bag and 3/4 length pant should be easy I'll just borrow them from Densic. On a serious note thanks for the laugh keep it up been down most of the week following the news about Filo. And Happyhols now you are out of the closet if you could force youself to go just a little north of Zanzibar your welcome to call in to our place in your thong (woops sorry thongs) and have a beer or a wine at any time. You got laugh cos life's just to dam short