In Reply to: Rangatira, re your lips etc... posted by Magnolia on Monday, 10. November 2008 at 06:03 Bali Time:
Just because I had my phone ripped off by a bloke dressed up as a Wahine who fondled the royal nuts with one hand while going for the phone with the other does not mean I have jumped the fence.
Wasn't much I could do as I was protecting my wallet so it was more a matter of lying back and thinking of England. Now that we are no longer a colony it's more normal to think of sheep.
The most humiliating part was both "blokes" were chased off by a raging poof who suddenly got all blokey when he realised the aging warrior was having the contents of his pockets expertly emptied.
In those great days of Empire there would always be the beautiful, if wan and boring lady, who had signed the Pledge and would utter those immortal words.
Always wanted to use them in a sentence but knew I was on thin ice!!