In Reply to: shy to ask... posted by little_piggy on Sunday, 29. July 2007 at 21:37 Bali Time:
A 60 year old man walks in to a little family supermarket and asks for a
Packet of Condoms.
Mama at the counter asks "Small Medium Large or Extra Large"?
The man says I didn't know there are such different sizes.
Mama said well put your Willy on the counter and I'll tell you. The Man Looked Embarrassed but Mama Said Don't Worry we always do it like that here. So he undid his Trousers put and his Willy on the Counter.
Mama put her Hand around it and Shouted to the back of the shop." Bill bring me a Packet of Medium Condoms Please. The man bought them and left.
The Same thing happened a bit later with a 30 year old. Please put your Willy on the Counter and I'll check it say mum. She put her Hand around it and Shouted "Bill bring me a Packet of Extra Large Condoms please. This went on with all buyers who walked out of the shop very Embarrassed.
Then a young 15 Year old walks in and asks for Condoms and Mum says the usual. Of course the Youngster is very shy but as he needs them also puts his Willy on the Counter. Mum puts her hand around it for a while to see what size he needs and then Shouted to the back "Bill Please bring me the Kitchen Towels