Alexander Downer has put out a new travel warning for Perth and Brisbane in particular and after he got out his atlas and found out where it is he added Kalgoorlie also. He suggests that after last weeks discovery of Doctors linked to terrorism we all might reconsider our need to travel to WA or Queensland.
He suggests a lower level of risk (ie. be alert to your personal safety) also applies to visits to the Doctor and contributions to "Medics sans frontiers". There is no solid evidence that any dentists are involved as yet but as Mr Downer said "I don't like them and since most of you can't really afford to visit them I suggest you give serious consideration to staying away from them."
There is also a new addition to the Indonesian alert for Bali only. Mr Downer suggests that if after reconsidering our need to travel we still go there we should avoid all contact with Bali Travel Forum members, some of whom it should be remembered are Doctors. Still others are drunks and some are plainly barking mad. At least if you hang out with the drunks and lunatics have a little care for your safety and stay away from the DOCTORS at all costs. This especially applies to the drunk, barking mad doctors amongst us, whoop sorry not us of course I mean them. Any Doctors who appear to drunk, barking mad and are dancing naked on Blue Ocean Beach should at once be reported to the terrorism hot line.
The new British Prime Minister, whose name escapes me at the moment, has agreed with Mr Downer adding that anywhere that Posh and Becs frequent must be viewed with some suspicion. He suggests that British nationals may like to wear disguise whilst in Bali and adds that when he was there he noted many amazing costumes could be bought from "The Fairy Shop". Well he is a British politician after all....but not surprisingly Tory. You just cannot tell the Left from the Right these days.