New Bali travel warning!


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Posted by Baldie on Thursday, 21. December 2006 at 09:03 Bali Time:

Please be aware that the following warning has been issued for those people considering travel to Bali:-
1) Travelling to Bali can result in severe depression (upon return)
2) There is high risk of severe dehydration in mornings after bulk consumption of local fluids called Bintang and Arak.
3) There is dangers in carrying overloaded shopping bags back to accomodation from the local markets, Centro and Matahari.
4) Hearing can be severely affected when listening to candidates for number 2 (above), when they indulge in loud singing.
5) Sleep deprivation is evident in all areas of Kuta / Legian, leading to red eyes, and is often coupled with symptoms listed in 2)
6)The dangers of being trampled on in the aisle of the plane, while waiting to disembark in Denpasar is real....take evasive action where threatened.
7) Upon returning to your home country, you will be unable to buy anything, drink anything or eat anything, without feeling totally ripped off.

Please be aware of these vital warnings before travelling to Bali.
Travel should be restricted to those for whom it is essential to have a good time, and should only be conducted on those days of the week with a "Y" in them.


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