In Reply to: Vacuum for xmas!!!!! What the !!!!! posted by cool on Friday, 15. December 2006 at 08:07 Bali Time:
any celebration - I would:
sell the lawn mower and buy a push one or a goat ( then he'd have a friend)
sell his car and buy a push bike
have the stove removed and in the gap fill it with pizza vouchers and shopper docket pub restaurant vouchers
and before he got home from work I would put the boat on the footpath with a "Giveaway to good home includes a captain" sign