My dear Hillary, as the Pommie Matriarch


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Posted by hools on Wednesday, 29. November 2006 at 08:30 Bali Time:

In Reply to: Hools I have to tell you something... posted by Hillary on Wednesday, 29. November 2006 at 07:48 Bali Time:

of the Marthar Tilaar brigade you have caused me great stress over the last week and I find your latest claim to be outrageous. No red blooded Aussie male would do that. Perhaps he might have been a he/she in which case that doesn't count.
Anyway my little petal you will notice that the MT posts have greatly diminished over the last three days and I am claiming victory!!
Therefore as a compassionate victor I have decided to award you a FREE HOLIDAY. You have a choice of two destinations . You can have a one way ticket to Iraq and stay at the beautiful Abu Graib resort (free dog leash supplied)I believe there is a bit of thunder and lightning over there at the moment but that should disappear in a couple of thousand years.
Or alternately you can have a one way ticket to Afganistan and stay at the lovely Tora Bora Mountain Retreat in you very own cave and have your own freedom fighter .I also believe the poppies are beautiful at this time of year.
As a bonus, if you wanted to take all of the MT brigade with you I have a sea container on standby and i'm prepared to even pay for their fumigation before they leave Oz after all we cannot infect another country.
Trust me the cheques in the mail.
Harry Verderchee


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