(Downloaded from today's isue of "The Cyber Rag" to share with you.)
This is your "in Bali Now" roving reporter Ivor Skoop with a hard hitting exposee from my office, just behind Bali Coconut Hotel, breaking the news that Martha Tillar has started hanging out at S&S on Legian Beach most nights.
Heavily disguised in an electric pink jumpsuit and a black cowboy hat with flashing lights she is drinking heavily and yesterday evening's tally was 15 Bintangs under her chair (3 of which she thought she had not consumed)
She danced the Tango with an unlicensed beach seller from Flores named Fernando then scaled the lifeguard tower and proceeded to pole dance. Erotic they reportedly say, the regulars at the bar that is.
After blitzing the limbo competition she threw herself into the surf only to emerge just at that magic moment between day and night when the sun dips into the ocean, outlined against the red light of the setting sun, a pathetic figure, some say, lights out on her hat, the pink jumpsuit clinging sandily to her plastic bag draped form.
"Yeh but" I heard an awed whisper "look. ain't she got beautiful skin" and as Sammy oped another Bintang for her the assembled company was heard to assent as one "Yes the most beautiful skin you ever clapped eyes on"
Your on line reporter Ivor Skoop saying goodnight from beautiful down town Legian.