In Reply to: cute story mandy thanks eom posted by shaddup on Wednesday, 15. November 2006 at 16:48 Bali Time:
Some years back my husband, his mate Steve and myself were at the Sari club. I didn't want to go as I hate having a hang over and wasting a day sick. So I decided I would just have a couple of drinks and head back to the hotel nice and early.
'Ha Ha famous last words!'
Someone introduced me to my first Jam Jar.......well 5 jam jars later, I loved every body. I ended up sitting with a table full of young girls that were telling me all their problems... one girl told me about her boyfriend that had played up on her..... It was like an episode from Oprah. But I was Oprah........."get rid of him! I told her"
I also remember talking to a German girl who couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak German but we had our arms around each other and were singing and laughing and having a great time. It was then that Hubbie wanted to go home..........ha ha not me I'm staying...I have some new friends... they will look after me.
Hubbie's mate Steve had met some guys and also wanted to stay on .
Hubbie wised Steve up to keep an eye on me and make sure I came home with him.
I had a ball with my new friends and only saw Steve when it came time to call it a night. We staggered out and caught a cab back to the hotel.
I ended up in the bath the rest of the night doing projectile vomits........god was I sick!
My Hubbie is a wonderful man, and looks after me well. He cleaned up my mess when I had missed the toilet bowl. He sat by the bath as I moaned and groaned and swore I would never ever drink again. But it was when he was helping to dry me that he found BLISTERS on my elbows!
He straight away jumped to the conclusion that I had had wild sex with Steve and I had CARPET BURNS on my elbows!!!
God I should be so lucky! Steve is a hunky Italian but I geez.... I'm not that type of girl!! And this was his mate!!!
How could he even think of it!!!
But HOW did I get the blisters??? I had no idea!!!!
Hubbie was going over to Steve's room and he was going to check his KNEES to see if he had any marks on them.........(...) ohh god!!! How embarrassing!!!
Well the next thing my brother was knocking on the door ready for breakie. He was the good one and had not gone out the night before and had no idea of what was happening. When he found out what was going on he laughed that much he had tears running down his face. He said he had got blisters on his elbows the last time he was in Bali and had a simple explanation.
It happens when you are leaning on a wet, drink soaked table that has placemats on it. When you are drunk you tend to have your elbows all over the table and you are leaning all over the place and they fall off the table and you slid them back on through the spilt drink they grate across the place mats etc etc.
You believe me don't you???.............come on someone else must have had blisters on their elbows before? Please own up and help put Hubbies mind at rest after all these years!!