In Reply to: PLEASE !OH !PLEASE.! posted by bloodyron on Sunday, 5. November 2006 at 20:41 Bali Time:
you know and I know (and you know I know that you know) that you are holding most of the capital letters hostage in your pool shed. You also have a fair bit of punctuation in there too. I actually stood on a dropped H when I accidentally went in the shed while searching for my dictionary.
I have never told anyone this because it was very traumatic for me (and I have needed some psychiatric help since) but you actually held my () hostage for some time until I stopped trying to talk Bahasa Indonesia to your pool boy.
That is why I think you have a grammar agenda all of your own, and (even though I am happy to have my () back) I feel I must speak out. We both know where the punctuation, capitals and paragraphs in question are don't we?
Thank you for your prompt attention and can I have my "eom" back soon please.
Respectfully yours
Hillary