In Reply to: Why don't your fingers slip enough... posted by Jim Thorpe on Tuesday, 27. September 2005 at 22:00 Bali Time:
Onya Jim
Most of the problem stems from me being a forgetful drunk, well, actually mostly from being forgetful as drunk is just a State in Australia that we all like to visit regularly. I'm fairly sure it even has representation in the Senate.
I would indeed be grateful if you could point all of Iowa's regular Bali visitors up towards our place (once I give you directions) as I'm sure that the six of you would enjoy it.
In my opinion you should bring the 'Most Handsomest Iowan' Award as we well and truly covered 'Animal Husbandry' on the 'Bali Rally' in a way that should never be rewarded.
When you see the shocked look on the face of the rubber chicken with the 'Bali Rally' Chequered Flag up its bum on the bar wall, you will understand what I mean.
Until I actually figure out how to access my own site and post some maps and stuff I'll just have to give you some basic directions on how to get to Bedugul and the Candi Kuning Markets.
From Kuta, just head North and......keep going.....if you hit Singaraja, turn around and go back for 30 minutes. When you see the lake, say to your driver 'Jeeessus, I need a leak' and he'll say 'I know just the place' and Voile' you'll find yourself piddling against a tree. But you'll be bloody close to our place when you do ;-)
Jim, I promise it will be updated soon.
I just need all of these children to leave home for a few weeks and for the people that ring me for work to understand that I don't really want to go.
Maybe I'll just go and sit in the corner and rock while muttering to myself for a few hours 'To Hell with Kansas Toto, Let's aim for Iowa'
CBE
Cracker ;-)