In Reply to: Bali Sim Card in Perth posted by Perthdodgy on Tuesday, 6. September 2005 at 16:57 Bali Time:
Dear Mr dodgy. You dont know me but I have 3 very sick children, all in need of expensive life saving operations. The bank is in the process of selling my house and the car has been reposessed. I cannot afford hay for my beautiful pet sheep Daisy and I had to eat her to stay alive. The card would be a god-send. I know that alot of people will probably lie to you to get the card but I would never do that Mr dodgy. Please fly it across to Auckland and catch the flight to Whakatane, I will hitch a ride to the airport and thank you in person, then you can fek of back to the land of the great bugga all. This is just too good to be true sir. I feel like I already know you. You are the sort that would attract women with gorgeous feet, travel to Bali for a holiday and then go to Queensland for another holiday before disappearing down a shaft into the bowels of the earth with a cheap Bali watch on to keep you company. I am signing off now and will start hitching to the airport. (if by any chance you do not turn up I will email Kev a phone number that I know he will be very interested in...........
Yours in anticipation Ianz