In Reply to: Cable ties...had to laugh posted by Tuberose on Thursday, 30. June 2005 at 16:37 Bali Time:
Go to the airport a couple of hours early and sell them for a buck each to dopey people. Give them a catchy name like "Snap-elles" or something. Remind them of the fear.
Remember, the airports charge something like $8 to put a bit of glad-wrap around your luggage. You could pay for your next trip with a bit of effort.