In Reply to: Good one! posted by didiaust on Thursday, 9. June 2005 at 16:21 Bali Time:
Actually, I think a better tip is that it's okay to finger your fingers, but don't prick your prick.
And with all the recent hysteria, the "wierd Indonesian laws" messages have been doing the rounds again. One of them states that the penalty for masturbation is decapitation. It doesn't say which head gets chopped off, though.