In Reply to: Thats how you know posted by didiaust on Thursday, 2. June 2005 at 14:20 Bali Time:
and a bit off topic, but-----
Back in the 1970s I was an insurance agent in the West Australian Wheatbelt. I left the hotel in a small country town one morning and went to fill up at the service station. At my first business call, I happened to realise that I'd left my petrol cap sitting on the pump. I didn't want to go back into town, so I asked the farmer if he had an old bit of rag that I could plug the filler hole with.
No problem and I continued my rounds for the day and picked up the cap later. A large piece of rag always comes in handy, so I threw it in the car boot.
A while later when I was home, one of my mates came around and decided to fiddle with his car. He asked me if I had a bit of rag handy, so I took it out of my car boot and threw it across to him. As it floated through the air, it unfolded into the largest pair of ladies' knickers that I had ever seen.
My then wife happened to be stood there watching. As I was trying to explain, she just said nonchalantly, "That's OK, I know you don't go for ladies that size".