In Reply to: some help please posted by wally1 on Monday, 3. January 2005 at 09:29 Bali Time:
get some calamine lotion and pop it in the fridge
and a packet of cotton puffs
Then, after the deed, dab the cool calamine lotion onto the cotton puff for,errr, you know, the wiping thing - except by now I reckon its the dab, wince, dab, wince thing.
Your loo rolls got to be feeling like sandpaper by now? Yes?